…alrighty! This growing bump is my ticket to not standing in long lines and smelling the sweaty people! Haha! Took the train for the first time in months this afternoon and yeah, there’s this queue for the pregs and old people and so I arched my back a little more, thrust my tummy forward, walked like preggy women do, and yey, I skipped about a hundred or so people in the line!
…and then I shoved the belly forward some more and some nice old lady gave me her seat in the train!
I love you, fat belly!