Note to hubbies: Please take careful note of which side of the bed your wifeys are lying down on. Please take extra care with preggy wifeys lest you forget and sit down on their preggy bellies.
You think this is a ridiculous warning? I would too, if it didn’t actually happen to me. Leave it to hubby F to do such a thing. Funny to think of it now but FFFF@$#%$#!!!!! I screamed when his big hairy butt slammed down on the poor little creature.
Everything’s ok. But I wouldn’t be surprised if one side of the little creature’s head is flat… or has a butt mark.