– That’s when we will finally see this not so little kicker! What’s your name, not so little one? Zachary Tristan? Johann Zachary? Dexter Morgan?
– My maternity leave starts now!
– We’re going to live with my parents while I’m on leave… and we’re going to leave the kitties in SJ 😦 They’re going to hate me.
– Scared/nervous/bored of being pregnant. Let’s go and get this over with!
– Can’t wait to get my period again! Not.